Let's talk in english!!

MsCoccaine

Ohhh... Your mum is bad, really bad, bad person ;D.

Alex

Your mum don't want to have water in home, too ;o
But my dad has today a wet Monday,it's strage, cause it's Thursday Xd
I don't understand him!

MsCoccaine

Well... Your dad is probably - just probably - drunk :D.

Alex

Now? I don't think so :D
But...
Em..
I don't like snow !

MsCoccaine

Buahahaha! Snow i bad! Let's kill snow!

Alex

Do you have axe and knife to fight with snow ?

MsCoccaine

Well... no ;(.

Alex

Why ?;(
I hae to ask my dad, did we have axe ^^

MsCoccaine

Well... anyone knows how to fight with insomnia? And no, counting of sheeps doesn't work at all. Gosh! I will be totally dazed tomorrow. Too much of thinking, too much of thinking! Even that I'm trying to translate this fucking story in polish, doesn't helps me. Yep, I'm stupid. I can't sleep. I need coffe. A lot of coffe, actually. Coffee is the only thing that I need right now. Oh, and maybe that lamp which Aladyn had. This could probably change my life in really, really big way. Oh, and if it's possible - I need a miracle. Really.

Alex

But you have to clean your minds in your head. It's only solution for this moment, I think.
Hmm... How to fight with insomnia? Zero cofee. At first. But I know, that you can't live without that magic fluid.
I don't know, how can I help you :(

MsCoccaine

Well. Right now i need to get drunk ;D.

Alex

And now you are drunk and your feels are different :D
Ym... Cat and his pony O.o

MsCoccaine

Cat and his pony? What the fuck are you talking about?

Alex

I means tail oO

MsCoccaine

Ymm... You know, i have a little idea for you. Really simple, you know. You're not talking anymore about ponys, tails and cats and I am still hoping that you are normal.